A young Bosuns Mate is on the gate at HMS Nelson.
The Chops M (Chief Gunner) walks up to him and says “Right lad, the Queen is visiting on public duties I want to know the minute she gets here, do you understand? The minute she’s here you let me know”.
“Yes chops” says the young Bo’s’uns scrote
So 10 minutes later a big limo pulls in through the gates, the bosuns mate stops the car, pops his head in and says ” s’cuse me ma’am are you the Queen?” “No I’m princess Ann” “ok sorry to delay – please proceed“
The next Limo pulls in and he sticks his head in the window “s’cuse me are you the Queen?“ “No I am Princess Margaret” comes the reply “OK sorry to delay you ma’am please proceed”
Next Limo pulls in and the same again; he sticks his head in the window and asks “Scuse me Ma’am Are you the Queen”
“Yes I am the Queen”
“Right” he says“ If I were you I’d make myself scarce love cos the Chops M is lookin for you!